Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode.

Muteness Mark changes the podcast trajectory and wants the feels, damn it.

Weak and Wade explains Teeter Tottadas, drops desolating lens fats and tugs on mark strings.

Baby-brained Bob dunks on dragon's dogmer despite big booty and gets nasty with edibles. From Shakira's truthful hips to cream pies.

Yes, it's time for all the best episode of Distractable anyone has seen or heard ever

now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello, welcome to the podcast.

It's so good to have you on board and listening to this.

Distractable is the same of it. You forgot didn't you? I legitimately forgot the name of the book.

That sounded like it. That was not a joke everyone. I for a moment I forgot what this was called but I don't forget what I'm called I'm called Markiplier

Hi on his birth certificate and everything you know that's actually a question that I'm trying to answer right now

I don't know how I'm going to credit myself in this

movie because I'm doing multiple things like I'm editing it and I directed it and I'm

acting in it so it's technically I could have different names for different roles like

Oh my God yeah starring Markiplier directed by Mark Fishbach. Directed by Mark Edward Fishbach. edited by that Mark guy. Yeah, written by Marky Moo. Produced by Mama Plier's son.

Okay, but you got like, okay, Zendiah, right? Where did Zendaya come from?

Is that an internet name, or is that actually her name?

I always assumed that was like either her first or last name

or was somehow related to her family or something, but I could just be made up.

I don't actually know.

Her full name is Zendaya, Marie Stormer Coleman, according to Google.

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