The Bert Show Wants You To GIVE UP For The Holidays!

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🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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This holiday season The Bert Show wants you to GIVE UP! Do you subscribe to Bert's theory about the season?

+ Moe’s friends and family want him to do something with him on Christmas Eve that he's not feeling! Is he being a grinch?

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.2	We made an important decision yesterday that I think alleviated a lot of stress towards the end of the day.
0:06.2	I've decided to give up till January 1st.
0:08.4	Everything.
0:09.2	I'm giving up.
0:10.2	You know how there are times where we will debate what is breakup day going into like Thanksgiving?
0:16.7	Oh, dump day.
0:17.4	Dump day.
0:17.9	Yeah.
0:18.1	Right.
0:18.6	And that's before Thanksgiving or Christmas if you're in a relationship and you know that
0:23.0	it's bad.
0:23.7	When is the proper time to get out of that relationship before the holidays, right?
0:27.9	I don't think we should debate that anymore.
0:29.9	We should debate give up day.
0:31.8	I have decided as it, I'm not putting any pressure on myself to go to the gym right now. I'm eating whatever I want because life is just getting in the way of the holidays.
0:41.4	And what are the next two weeks really going to do for me health-wise?
0:45.2	I think the better option is to give up until January 1st.
0:49.0	No, I did that a long time ago.
0:50.4	Did you?
0:52.4	You did that in June?
0:53.4	I did that in 2012, babe.
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