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apply. Ah, Benny's parents. Thanks for coming. Hiya. So, Benny has really blossomed this term.

You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there. Free to sell? Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you on it's eBay. Things People Love. T's and C's Apply, Exclusive vehicles. The Bert Show. How's everybody doing? Doing pretty good. How are you doing? I'm doing okay. There's a bit of a pause there. Well, because I couldn't tell who you were looking at.

You don't want to stomp on somebody.

So you were looking at Abby, but then you looked at me, but then you looked at Cassie. So we're all like, which one of us is supposed to answer first? All right. All right. Yes. Uh-huh. He's turned around. How are you guys doing it? We're doing great!

You looked at me and you asked great. I don't know.

You looked at me and you asked, but I couldn't tell if you were joking or not. I am not joking. How are you today? You know. You know. Yeah, getting by, huh? Yeah, I mean, you know how it is. Life is life. And yesterday was Monday. All I do on Mondays is work. I wake up and I come here

and then I work on my podcast for 15 hours

and then I work on my podcast

for 15 hours. And then Tuesday I go, and I can do other things. Monday is survival day.

Monday is survival. Survive in advance to Tuesday. Okay. How about you, Cass? Good. Yeah. I'm fine.

You know, that's news with you. Yeah's big news just the use you know the children

not sleeping through the night but besides that honestly no complaints strange questions you eat

yesterday did you eat yesterday I did eat the hunger is coming back a little bit in like appropriate

amount so I'm on a new Zep bound is a gLP one, kind of like an Zempec. And yeah, I did eat

yesterday and I've been using a tracker to make sure I'm getting enough fiber. I have a new

concern though because I, this is probably way too much this early in the morning, but I haven't

pooped since Saturday. Yeah, I had a lot of people hit me in my DMs yesterday about that to tell you.

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