The Bert Show Is Sucking Toes To Save Lives!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Dad, I'm hungry! |
| 0:01.6 | Right, what do I cook for tea? |
| 0:03.0 | Er, McCain chips. These will be good. |
| 0:05.2 | You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer. |
| 0:08.2 | Just say, Alexa, open McCain and Alexa will help you. |
| 0:12.2 | What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me? |
| 0:16.4 | Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them |
| 0:20.6 | and give you ideas for tea. |
| 0:21.8 | Okay. Alexa, open McCain. |
| 0:24.6 | Well done, Dad. Such a tech wizard. |
| 0:26.6 | Chip, chip, hooray. |
| 0:27.8 | Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain. |
| 0:30.4 | Fever tree Mediterranean tonic water. |
| 0:34.4 | Made with zesty lemon time from a small family farm in Provance |
| 0:39.2 | and essential oils from herbs that grow in the Mediterranean sunshine. |
| 0:44.4 | So, if three quarters of your G&T is a fever tree tonic, |
| 0:49.4 | maybe it's time to call it a T&G. |
| 0:53.2 | Fever tree. Mix with the best. |
| 0:57.6 | Oh, that takes me straight to the mad. |
| 1:00.2 | The virtue. |
| 1:01.4 | So there you are. |
| 1:02.4 | You're staying in a hotel room all by yourself in a nice deep sleep. |
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