The Bert Show.

All right, Cassie.

Let's stay with introspection here with a would you rather question?

This is a really interesting, would you rather question.

And I think before we start, we got to get all on the same playing field.

So Kristen and Bert, for the sake of this question, you do not have kids.

Okay, no kids, because I think that changes everything.

I give up one immediately.

I was easy.

I was just kidding.

Here's the question.

Would you rather guaranteed have the greatest adventure of your lifetime that fulfills your soul's purpose, knowing that you are going to die immediately after?

Oh, damn.

Man, that's a buzzkill.

Well, no, because you had a fun time.

How long can this trip last? How long can this trip last 25 years?

87 years.

There's no limit on time, right?

So it's whatever, like you may not know it, but the universe hand delivers you, you know,

bowed up, this perfect package of exactly what you need.

And there will never be anything as fun as fulfilling as this adventure.

So it's tailored to your personality, whatever that looks like.

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