The Bert Show Has Tips On How To Lose Your Baggage!
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 18 January 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue I may be in the near future you are gonna be going on |
| 0:04.5 | I don't know maybe a little mini vacation or what have you and |
| 0:09.1 | Your packing which to me is always just the worst man or it has been the worst |
| 0:14.7 | I put it off to the last second. It's a drives my husband crazy. You know why you do that? |
| 0:19.4 | Wow because there's just so much stuff to put in your luggage and it's worse for a woman |
| 0:24.2 | Yes far away worse for a woman just from |
| 0:26.8 | the product standpoint like I |
| 0:31.4 | I if I want to look my best if I'm going somewhere I can't use the hotel |
| 0:37.8 | Shampoo and stuff like that like I have to use like the purology that I use on my hair and I have to use my hair |
| 0:43.5 | And they're not gonna have like hair smoother. They're not gonna have hairspray and then let stuff just takes up so much room |
| 0:48.4 | And all the crap you gotta put on your face because society has made it so that in order for us to |
| 0:52.7 | Feel appropriate when we step a foot out of our door going to a business situation |
| 0:57.9 | We have to have all this stuff smeared on our face not that I bitter at all |
| 1:02.3 | It's just to be out so there you are. Kristen's going on an ice vacation |
| 1:05.7 | Whatever and she's stressing herself out because she's got a good now. It's funny if it's a vacation for pleasure |
| 1:12.1 | Oh, I will pack all this stuff and 99% of it. I won't use yeah exactly. Okay, so this is where I'm going with it |
| 1:18.9 | Okay, so the last three or four trips that we've had we have challenged ourselves as a family to just bring on carry on luggage |
| 1:25.6 | Don't check in and I am a notorious overpacker you guys have made fun of me for years about it |
| 1:32.1 | You always have been like whenever we do have done like market visits or |
| 1:37.4 | Business trips together your luggage has far and away always been the largest and even when we checked it like everybody on the show checked |
| 1:46.4 | Luget are carried on luggage |
| 1:49.4 | Burg was the only one that had to check his massive buy even for a weekend trip |
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