The virtue you guys can talk about anything for five minutes anything. That's what my

fiance's eight year old daughter said to me a couple of weeks ago. I'm sitting there.

I'm banging out some stuff for the show, right? She wants to hang out. I'm like, I'm trying

to figure out how we're going to BS our way through the show tomorrow. I say, I can't just

hang out right now. And she's like, what? And I'm like, yeah, we got a schedule that

we put together. Yeah, email. She's like, you guys have a schedule and stuff? You guys

can talk about anything. And I'm like, well, the goal is to go five minutes with each

segment before we transition to another one. So we can't really just talk about anything.

And let's clarify. We have an outline schedule. People have asked me before if we have

everything scripted out that we say on the air.

And it's crazy.

Yes, it is. They would script the stupid things.

I am proud to say my ghost pepper joke yesterday was not scripted. And that was off just

off the top of my head. But it don't really. So she said, you guys can talk about anything

so a couple of weeks ago, I said, all right, let's give it a try. Right? I'd love to be

done with work today. What do you got? And she gave us a couple of words and it ended

up being a really good bit. It lasted like two or three days.

It's an amazing bit. And they got me some free ice cream.

I'm thankful for that.

Right. So I asked her again last night. So now I know what the words are. So they're

not completely new to me. But you guys haven't heard. And our goal here is for five minutes

to make an entertaining segment out of the words that she gave us. Okay?

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