My name is Charlie Kirk.

I run the largest pro-American student organization in the country fighting for the future of our republic.

My call is to fight evil and to proclaim truth.

If the most important thing for you is just feeling good, you're going to end up miserable.

But if the most important thing is doing good, you will end up purposeful. College is a scam, everybody. You got to stop sending your kids to college. You should get married as young as possible and have as many kids as possible. Go start a turning point USA College Chapter. Go start a turning point. You would say high school chapter. Go find out how your church can get involved. Sign up and become an activist.

I gave my life to the Lord in fifth grade.

Most important decision I ever made in my life.

And I encourage you to do the same.

Here I am.

Lord, use me.

Buckle up, everybody.

Here we go.

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All right, welcome back to the Charlie Kirk Show. I'm Andrew Colvin, executive producer of

this show, joined by Mikey McCoy, who is the chief of staff, turning point, and Joe Bob, Ty Lefee.

There you go. You got it. He didn't want me to use his last name because it's a hard one.

And also, the first name is weird enough. You don't need to confuse really confuse the audience doubly here all right we're going to welcome on a real

comedian here wow wow yes real true his name is rob schneider he uh headlined our uc

berkeley event which all chaos broke loose uh at that and you were actually there as well. So we're going to

have a great conversation. Rob, welcome to the Charlie Kirk Show. So honored to have you, my friend.

Well, thank you for having me. It's an honor to be here. And I was very honored to be at the

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