So at our anniversary party, we got a couple of beers from Nick Cortez, who happened to be the guy that made all those urban dictionary entries for us.

That son of the bitch.

Those were so great.

He is hilarious with those things.

I fucking loved him.

Real quiet in person, but really nice guy.

When you guys introduced him to me, I was

like across the way. You're like, Grant, this is the guy who did the Wikipedia stuff. So I started

like walking really briskly toward him. And then I put up my arms, I'm like, hey. But I think he

probably wasn't sure at first. I'm not a threatening person at all, so I doubt he thought I was going to, but he did say

something like, oh, I thought you hit me.

No one thought I was going to.

I mean, he was really quiet and he really just stayed back taking notes while silently

observing us, like on a notepad.

He just kept making urban dictionary entries while observing us.

Throughout the day.

I don't think he was intimidated by you.

Because you did lock eyes with him.

I don't think anyone in the history of mankind has ever been intimidated by me.

You're a little angry marshmallow with megalomaniacal.

I don't know how to say that.

Instincts.

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