The Beekeeper LIVE!

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Paul, Jason, & June travel to Jason Statham's home turf of London to tackle 2024's The Beekeeper—a "top 5 HDTGM movie" that's basically Death Wish meets an AARP commercial. They discuss Jason Statham and Phylicia Rashad's sexual chemistry, the gas station mini-gun fight, Jeremy Irons' monologue, the phishing scam call center/night club, the leaky FBI office ceiling, and so much more. Protect the hive #BEOSWAAAAARM

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0:00.0	Protect the hive at all costs and protect your mother-fucking fingertips from Jason Statham.
0:08.0	We saw the beekeeper so you know what that means. Oh, God, God.
0:14.0	And it's gonna be
0:16.0	Be Earth Force.
0:18.0	What's up Jerks!
0:21.0	That's right, London, here we go.
0:25.0	Gotta go people of Dublin!
0:28.0	J-men, big pawn and the beautiful jewel
0:31.0	when it takes you from the pool of the way there's the wrong
0:34.6	Thunder pants I've got a lot to say I took notes I'm not okay
0:39.6	people are Scotland
0:44.0	Bel-at! Things full of farts.
0:46.0	Eat them all.
0:48.0	Rupert change his name.
0:50.0	They're going to get in there.
0:52.0	Jason is getting late.
0:53.0	So upset, I hate this.
0:55.0	That's my ugly truth.
0:57.0	This place is full of bees.
0:59.0	It's a real question for you out of this.
1:00.0	Get this guy out of here.
1:06.0	Hello people of Earth and hello people of Earth and hello people of London. London!
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