The beef video seen round the world, and corrupted by kitchen appliances

The Shotgun Start

Fried Egg Golf

Sports, Golf

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

This Wednesday episode wanders around for an hour. It begins with a retroactive thirstbucket of the week award, discusses some airport fare, Gary Player designs, and the most pointless warm-up routine witnessed at Kiawah. There’s also angst about why Monday’s episode was slow-played by Apple, with a conspiracy theory emerging related to the CEO’s surname. Finally, it’s to the news of the week, month, year -- the unsanctioned release of the Brooks v. Bryson interview video. They come at it from all angles, giving Todd Lewis a supporting actor nomination, indulging some pre-Bryson arguments, some pre-Brooks arguments, going through the beef timeline, and pleading with the PGA Tour to lean the hell into it, given the millions of views illustrating an appetite. Then it’s on to the schedule for the week, leading off with the Stand-up Mixer Senior PGA. It’s the event of the week but some troubling news out of Tulsa, where Andy was recording from, reveals the honor may be tainted by an appliance bribe. They close with another Eye on Olympic, which focuses on the player in the field at the U.S. Women’s Open regarded as the most humorous on tour.

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0:00.0	Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of a lot of setup work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here.
0:14.0	And here we go.
0:17.0	All right, all right, all right.
0:21.0	Determine!
0:24.0	Start your engine!
0:36.0	Greetings and welcome to a Wednesday edition of the shotgun start. It is May 26th. Andy, how are we doing?
0:43.0	Brendan, I'm wonderful.
0:46.0	What the hell was that?
0:48.0	I forgot what I was supposed to say. I'm a little punchy, a little sleep deprived, still on the road, just trying to grind out another week here.
0:59.0	Hey, is the recap posted to Apple yet? You were just a mess on Monday. It's shouting all the way to the airport, you put you in a foul mood the entire day.
1:10.0	Yeah, I think it got up today. I think it needed 24 full 24 hours.
1:17.0	Apple, listen to it. Yeah, listen, the best thing you can do for us is I've actually stumbled upon some articles that are saying this is a growing problem for a lot of podcasts.
1:30.0	Just get off Apple, just go over Spotify.
1:35.0	You think we can get his attention? Is that the guy's name?
1:38.0	I mean, of all the podcasts to delay.
1:41.0	Monday after a major.
1:43.0	Monday after a fill with the sixth major, oldest major champion of all time. You know what? We're going to hold that back from people for 24 hours.
1:52.0	Do you think it was a personal attack? You think they were coming for you?
1:58.0	I think you get there. I'm now being accused of personally attacking people by writing articles about Phil's win.
2:07.0	Conspiracy theory. What if Ben Cook is related to Tim Cook?
2:11.0	Oh, see of Apple.
2:13.0	No.
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