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The Babylon Bee

THE BEE WEEKLY: Pitching Tents With Faith Heroes and the Maniac

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.42.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2021

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan take time to recognize some heroes of the faith before looking at what G.K. Chesterton said about people who believe in themselves. In the subscriber lounge, Kyle asks Ethan the Next Ten Questions.

Kyle and Ethan honor heroes of the faith like a preacher catching himself before offending little people, a youth pastor talking about tents and nothing else, and a man who is ready to sing. Kyle and Ethan then read and discuss The Maniac, a chapter from G.K. Chesterton’s Orthodoxy. Join Kyle and Ethan in the subscribe lounge to learn more about the mysterious enigma wrapped in a riddle stuffed into a Creative Director that is Ethan Nicolle.

Transcript

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0:00.0

In a world of fake news, we bring you up to the minute factual inaccuracy and a heavy

0:07.9

dose of moral truth.

0:11.2

With your hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole.

0:16.7

This is the Babylon B. Fake news you can trust.

0:22.5

Oh, well, Kyle, you're sure just suddenly changed, crazy.

0:27.0

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to a Padre's game after this.

0:29.6

How cool is that a sport?

0:30.6

Yeah, it is a sport.

0:31.6

Yeah, they play the stick ball.

0:33.7

Okay, the stick in the ball.

0:34.7

Yeah, it's like cricket, the red threads in the wall.

0:38.2

That's the one, the one.

0:40.0

Okay, but the problem is all the good seeds are in the vaccinated section.

0:45.0

So, but I don't want to get vaccinated because I don't want to grow a third arm.

0:48.5

So I'm going to wear my identify as vaccinated t-shirt from guaranteed to work in any situation.

0:55.1

Guaranteed 100% when you're running back.

0:57.6

So, what I love about this shirt is that we work very hard on our jokes at Babylon B and

1:04.4

our one joke.

1:05.4

Oh, yeah.

1:06.4

And this is our one joke and it's been honed down to this.

1:09.9

This is the final form of the final form.

1:15.6

So they're still available.

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