The Beach
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:13.2 | forward slash host. I haven't made a big deal about it and I'm not going to make a big deal about it, but I have just got over quite a bad cold. |
| 0:36.2 | Oh, you poor thing, you poor baby bird. |
| 0:39.8 | Honestly, it wasn't that bad. When people think of the suffering that's going on in the world, they're not really... |
| 0:42.4 | Exactly, that's partly why I the world. They're not really. |
| 0:42.5 | Exactly. That's partly why I don't want to go on about it. |
| 0:45.4 | Because it's not even a fraction of a lot of the stuff that's happening. |
| 0:50.3 | Well, everything is a fraction of something else so I mean it but it's the only |
| 0:53.2 | but you could calculate it as a fraction but it wouldn't be a big fraction |
| 0:57.6 | no fractions are so you can't have a big fraction so he can't have a big fraction so he can have a big fraction. |
| 1:02.5 | Nine tenths of a diplodoccus. |
| 1:07.0 | That's most of it isn't it? |
| 1:10.0 | Oh it depends what tenth you're missing but it could be you could be looking at a reasonably well functioning Diplizocus there |
| 1:15.2 | I mean it depends which which tenth you've taken off in terms of whether I'm going to |
| 1:20.0 | beat it in a fight just a bit bit of girth. That's the worst for me. |
| 1:25.0 | That's the worst possible thing. |
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