The Battle of Rufio and Hermione (Southern Charm S11 E3 and RHOBH S15 E1 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 130 minutes

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In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Battle of Rufio and Hermione" - Amy and Riley talk about so much news it will have your head spinning. News items such as Lindsay Hubbard and Mr. Bananas' war of words, Austen Kroll's Raising Cane's sponsorship that stars a familiar Christmas icon, Countess Luann's US Weekly cover, and Quentin Tarantino's awful denigration of Paul Dano's acting skills are all covered extensively. (00:00 - 34:05) We then vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's very fun episode (S11 E3) of Southern Charm - "Whitney's Literary Birthday Party" (34:10). And finally, we discuss the delightful season 15 premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - "The Annulment of Sutton Stracke". (01:28:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one's for you tonight.
0:04.3	Okay, let's get started.
0:06.2	Well, Austin Kroll and Luann De LaSeptz must have been good this year because they got to sit on Santa's lap as part of an amazing new campaign by the chicken company Raising Cains.
0:15.6	Now maybe if Santa is good this year, they'll leave out Raising Cain's chicken for him under the tree in
0:21.1	addition to milk and cookies. Amy, what are your thoughts on this new type of marketing campaign
0:26.5	that incorporates Santa Claus? Raising Cains really has their finger in all the pies.
0:34.8	Remember, Ariana served Raisin Cains after Scandiball?
0:39.8	A lot of the Dodgers have served Raisin Cain's.
0:42.9	I think they flew out Sierra to the F1 thing right after BravoCon.
0:48.2	And she was like, only Raisin Cains could get me back to Vegas two weeks in a row.
0:53.1	And I'm like, they really have their finger on the pulse. I'm seeing Raising Cains left and right.
0:57.1	Me too. I think that they have learned Raising Cain, this company of chicken and fries, that Bravo fans are very loyal. And we celebrate when Bravo Leopardes get ads, which is different than a lot of other, you know,
1:11.1	like if Jeremy Strong was eating Raising Cains, we would like it, but it would be not the same
1:18.0	sort of, I think, huge impact, whereas we all...
1:21.1	Not a bad idea.
1:22.0	Yeah, he'd be great for that.
1:23.4	And what the hell am I talking about?
1:24.7	He'd be amazing for Raising Cains.
1:25.8	But it's like when Angie K gets the Arby's big meat ad saying, I like French fries or whatever, we go, oh, my God, give her the Oscar for Urqu the Clio for ads.
1:36.9	And so I think that they just know that Bravo fans are fervent.
1:40.2	And once they tapped into that with Ariana, they're never going to let that fervor go.
1:45.2	Did you see this ad with Austin?
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