The Battle of Hastings

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🗓️ 14 October 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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The Battle of Hastings^[a] was fought on 14 October 1066 between the Norman-French army of William, the Duke of Normandy, and an English army under the Anglo-Saxon King Harold Godwinson, beginning the Norman conquest of England. It took place approximately 7 miles (11 kilometres) northwest of Hastings, close to the present-day town of Battle, East Sussex, and was a decisive Norman victory.

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0:31.8	to this week's episode?
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0:34.8	Yup, yup, I will admit this one was a challenge.
0:37.6	But you know, anything for the Battle of Hat things.
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