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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Battle of Guam When Guam Didn’t Know It Was Being Invaded | STUPIRACY

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

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4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

In Season 2, Episode 8, Rizz and Tim revisit one of the strangest and most overlooked moments in American military history — an invasion where the people being attacked didn’t even know they were at war.

During the Spanish-American War, the U.S. Navy arrived at the island of Guam ready for battle, only to discover that the Spanish officials stationed there were completely unaware the war had begun. What followed was a surreal, bloodless takeover marked by misunderstandings, apologies, and a translator who went from local resident to governor almost overnight. This episode unpacks how isolation, poor communication, and imperial ambition collided to produce one of history’s most absurd acts of war — and how a tiny island found itself reshaped by a conflict it never saw coming.

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0:00.0

All right, St. Louis dog parents, big news. Puppingham Palace doggy day, Karen boarding, is excited to announce the opening of their second location, 6336 Telegraph Road in South County this spring.

0:11.6

If you are a dog parent like I am, you know the feeling. You're packing for a trip or heading out the door for work and your dog looks up and like, where you going?

0:18.8

That little face, that wagging tail that trust at Puppingham Palace, they understand that feeling because they're dog parents too. What started as a dream to create a safe, loving place for dogs to socialize, play, and stay has grown into something truly special. And now they are opening the second location on Telegraph Road in South County. Puppingham Palace isn't just daycare and boarding.

0:38.6

It's a place where dogs are treated like royalty.

0:40.7

Structured, supervised playgroups keep pup safe and engaged,

0:44.3

comfortable overnight accommodations, give them a cozy place to rest.

0:47.6

And they're trained attentive team.

0:49.1

Make sure every guest receives personalized care.

0:51.7

I bring my dogs to the Wildwood location.

0:53.8

I could not be happier.

0:55.5

Puppingham Palace, where every dog is treated like royalty, check out their social media for

1:00.3

updates on opening day and how to sign up. That's Puppingham Palace.

1:04.5

Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976.

1:09.0

They know all about the potholes, the constant construction,

1:13.1

and what all the debris on the road in our town can do to your car and your tires. Dobs keeps you

1:17.4

rolling with the best new tire prices in town, guaranteed. They've got locations all over town

1:22.9

staffed with expert ASC certified techs who can take care of all your vehicles, no matter what you

1:28.1

drive, hybrids, EVs, everything.

1:30.6

And with the most locations around, including new stores in Oakville and Waterloo, full-service-tired

1:35.4

auto service has never been more convenient.

1:38.0

And here's something you can't get at just any auto shop.

1:41.5

Their fixed forever warranty guarantees the parts and labor on their auto services

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