If you dog ironing, get the fuck out of my life.

Well, we're talking about that.

It's like, oh, you're going to iron?

What a pussy. Right. I don't, like, understand that. Like, you look like a fucking idiot. Your shirt's wrinkled. Right. Like, when you see someone with a nice iron shirt, do you say to them, like, hey, nice shirt, pussy. Is that coming men? Is that coming men?

Welcome to Chicago, DJ.

Thank you for having me, Pete.

It's wonderful.

It's been a great day.

We had a hell of a day yesterday,

first day in Chicago. So we flew in, lost an hour, right? We picked up an hour. I know, picked up an hour, and went to a festival for pretty much all day, and then we went to an after

show on the first day, which is the dumbest day that we possibly could have gone to an after show on the first day which is the dumbest day

that we possibly could have gone to an after show it turned out to be pretty well like I was I was

super tired at the end of it but we made it and I didn't black out we didn't die yeah yeah we

survived the first night normally it takes me a little time to fall asleep because of unhappiness.

But I was, we put in a full day yesterday.

I passed the fuck out.

Here's a little Chicago trivia question for you.

You've been here for one day.

Let's see if you can get this.

Who is today's episode brought to us by?

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