Hello friends. I have a confession to make. I've seen the light. I've been away a long time. I'm back now and

well in the ensuing months, I want to make this statement.

I believe in Dog.

Yeah, that's right.

Dog, not God.

And let's really break this down

why I believe in dog and not God.

Well, first of all, I can prove that dog exists.

There's a picture right here.

That's me and mine hanging out here at the free thought library.

So I know he exists.

But the. So I know he exists. But besides the fact that I know we exist,

dogs are way better than gods and certainly better than

Yoway.

The Bible recounts Yoway's wrath and punishment like in the story of of Noah

Genesis 613 but our beloved dogs are symbols of forgiveness and unwavering loyalty.

While the Lord and the Bible demands worship and obedience, Deuteronomy 613,

coincidence, I think not.

A dog asks for nothing except for love and treats and scratches but pretty much nothing and offers unconditional

affection in exchange the fact that Dog is God spelled backwards signifies the turning of

divine harshness into a source of boundless love and forgiveness.

The most compelling reason I believe in Dog, however,

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