The Assassination of President Garfield

Necronomipod

Cool Down Media

True Crime, Comedy

4.6 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Grab a beer and join us tonight for a discussion on the assassination of President Garfield! Mike takes over the outline and narration as we discuss the life and political career of President Garfield. We will discuss the man who set out for revenge against President Garfield based on delusional ideas, and the almost medieval healthcare the President received. https://www.necronomipod.com https://www.patreon.com/necronomipod Want to advertise/sponsor our show? We have partnered with AdvertiseCast to handle our advertising/sponsorship requests. They’re great to work with and will help you advertise on our show. Please email [email protected] or click the link below to get started. Necronomipod on AdvertiseCast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	On today's show, we take a look at the assassination of President Garfield.
0:13.2	We'll look at his rise to the presidency, his daily encounters with the general public,
0:18.2	and how he managed to upset a deranged madman.
0:20.5	We'll also discuss the life of Charles Catoe.
0:23.4	What God told him to do is assassination attempt on Garfield, and then the brutal borderline
0:28.4	archaic treatment the president received after being shot.
0:31.4	If you like blood and pus, this one is right up your alley.
0:34.6	I'm Mike.
0:35.6	I'm Ian.
0:36.6	And I'm Dave.
0:38.0	If you thought Mike was only good for gas station, cuisine tips, and college fuck stories,
0:43.2	stick around.
0:44.2	Tonight, he's going to dominate the narrator's chair, like a can of cult SpaghettiOs at 2am.
0:50.0	This is Necronomopod.
0:52.0	It's never going to happen, and then he's angry too, and then he has what he believes
0:58.3	is divine inspiration that God has told him that he needs to kill the president.
1:03.7	And he says it's nothing personal.
1:07.0	And God has told him to do this.
1:08.8	So he thinks about, he falls into church, he thinks about shooting him there, and then
1:12.7	he finally reads in the paper that Garfield is going to go on a trip, and he's going
1:17.5	to be in the Baltimore Potomac train station, which is where the National Gallery of Arts
1:23.0	stands today.
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