Hi, everybody. This is Kimberly and this is Katie and you're listening to a date with date line.

Oh boy, tonight's episode wow. Oh boy. Oh boy. This one is called the Ascension of Mother God.

That's a title. And no, we're not talking about Andrea Canning. This is season 30 episode four.

It aired on October 15th, 2021 hosted by our father, God, Keith Morrison. We should maybe do a

trigger warning at the top of this episode. Great idea. Great idea. This episode involves some levels

of child abuse that come towards the end. So if you want to listen to the first part and when we

start getting to the meat of the matter, maybe you want to skip it. If that's something you're sensitive

to also deals with things with a corpse. So if you're also sensitive to dead bodies or things

like that in very specific detail, also you might want to skip this. It also involves cults.

Cults, drugs, alcohol throughout. Yes. So if you are highly sensitive to any of those things,

this episode may not be for you. But if you are all about deep dives into cults, this episode is

for you. Yeah. Did I miss anything? I'm trying, I'm like, Rocky, my brain. I think we're okay.

Those are the big ones that I think that are going to might be a problem for people. Yeah. So

a man walks into this sounds like a setup for a joke. A man walks into a small town police station

or rural Colorado and says there's a corpse at my house that's been dead for a very long time.

He says there's a corpse and the police officer says, oh, so they died and he says, no,

like they've been dead for a very long time. It's a corpse. And this is the amount of volume

and excitement that he has in his voice as he's talking. And he weirdly doesn't say a very long time.

He says, oh no, it's been dead a long moment. A long moment. What's a long moment? I don't know.

And he says they wanted me to touch her. And the police woman is like, oh,

and then she tells a policeman who says, interesting. I love how chill these police officers are.

They've never heard this before. They should be all crazy. I think they must be thinking he's

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