The Art of Grapefruiting

The Garcia Diaries: Unfiltered

Bethanie Garcia

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

After a week hiatus due to illness (and Bethanie pooping her pants in a store), Bethanie and Anthony are back to chat about everythingggg! From cheating on each other to grapefruiting to jealousy (they reveal if they go through each other's phones) and finally, Bethanie tells the story of being proposed to by her cousin.

Sir Garcia Food Plug Of The Week: Morning Kick

Grapefruit video: https://youtu.be/E40wSRzBU0I

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's a costume that I wear!
0:10.3	Welcome back to the Garcia Diaries podcast. I'm your favorite co-host, Bethany, and this is your
0:16.3	second favorite co-host, Anthony. AKA my husband, you know. What's going on everybody?
0:24.6	So you admit I'm the favorite, right? We took a week off, Bethany had some...
0:31.1	Oh, you're gonna get it right into it. Some stomach pains last week ended up in the hospital.
0:38.4	She's good now, I think. Yeah, I'm perfect. But you want to let us know what happened, like in your
0:45.0	recovery the aftermath of your stomach problems? Yeah, so okay, so last week was the worst week of my life.
0:54.2	Never been lower than last week. No, so all of a sudden one morning I woke up with like excruciating
1:01.0	stomach pain at like five in the morning or something, and I spent like hours in the bathroom,
1:06.3	and it was like... I don't know, it was like so gassy and like weird. Like I honestly don't even know
1:12.3	how to explain it, but it was terrible. And then that whole day was like on an... like I couldn't poop
1:21.8	too. But like on and off that whole day, I was just in the most excruciating stomach pain ever.
1:28.1	It kind of... it was like almost worse, but kind of reminding me of when I had gallstones and then
1:32.3	had my gallbladder removed. But anyways, just worse pain. So then go to sleep, the next day,
1:37.8	same shit, like it's even worse, go to sleep, and then that night all my... Oh wait, that day
1:42.8	I think is the day you gave me the enema, which... That was fun. Yeah, then you like that a little
1:48.4	too much. Anyways, the next day or so that night like every 30 minutes, I was in the bathroom
1:55.1	shooting my brains out, and it was terrible, horrible. The worst pains I've ever experienced,
2:01.4	I probably slept a collective 45 minutes that entire night. And then that day I was like I think
2:08.8	I should go to the hospital, like I don't know what's going on, like the pain was a thousand times
2:14.5	worse after the enema, and it was already like on like 10 pain level before that. So any who,
2:23.7	I Anthony made me an appointment with the Teladoc, or Telahealth people, and he was like I highly
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