The Annual Gay-Crappens Crossover: My Secret Santa on Netflix (Part 4)
Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle
Matt Marr
4.8 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the epic conclusion of the reality gaze watch our crappins crossover experience as we recap My Secret Santa on Netflix. |
| 0:16.0 | And now, without any further ado, the last part of our epic recap. |
| 0:22.8 | So guess what? |
| 0:25.0 | This stuttering girl singing jingle bells, it goes viral because apparently the internet's having a slow week. |
| 0:31.7 | We find out that the top search on Google that week was stop my fucking kid from stuttering. |
| 0:40.8 | And now she's just gone viral. |
| 0:43.5 | So everyone if your kid stutters sing jingle bells at their face. |
| 0:48.4 | And that's all you have to do. |
| 0:49.7 | It's going to cure it immediately. |
| 0:51.3 | By the way, I am taking these little voice lozenges. I don't know where |
| 0:56.9 | this is going. I think I accidentally just took a gummy. So I got about 30 minutes here, y'all. |
| 1:02.2 | Wow. I should take one of those two, actually. So now the dad is like, the dad's excited. It sounds like, whoa's like, whoa, looks like we're back on track. We are Santa. We went viral. So tell Santa that Santa's going to be our guest of honor at the Christmas party. And it's going to be amazing. Yeah. It's usually, what could go wrong? Yeah. So then, Natasha comes up with an idea. |
| 1:28.6 | She's like, wait a minute, there is something fishy. |
| 1:30.7 | Why does Matt want to fuck Santa? |
| 1:33.6 | I'm going on, Grind her. |
| 1:35.5 | Of course, she's got a glass of wine with her. |
| 1:38.1 | That's, that's the, that's even more. |
| 1:39.9 | You know what bothered me the most? |
| 1:42.7 | I think when she set the down wine on the table, I think the wine glass was plastic. |
| 1:47.9 | Oh. |
| 1:49.3 | I noticed that, actually. |
| 1:51.1 | Oh, I hate drinking wine out of a plastic cup. |
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