The Annual Bro Beauty Pageant

Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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0:00.0	Mike, Mike, it's the bro show.
0:05.0	It's Lucas and Jacob.
0:06.3	It's hump day!
0:08.8	Welcome to the beauty pageant, Miss Teen Ohio.
0:14.7	The contestants are Lucas and Brittany.
0:20.5	I don't think men can be a part of it Lucas can be a female name okay so a couple
0:27.8	episodes ago towards the end of the episodes a lot of you guys might have gotten to it because people
0:32.8	only watch like five minutes yeah we see the average view durations about 30 seconds but this is
0:36.9	around the 40 minute mark.
0:38.1	We talked about Miss Teen Nebraska.
0:41.4	There was like a little viral video 20 years ago
0:43.9	where someone had this,
0:45.3	they fluffed to this,
0:46.9	they had this big gaff moment
0:48.6	during a question about maps or something.
0:51.8	And it got us thinking like...
0:53.0	What did you call it?
0:54.3	Gaff.
0:55.1	What does that mean?
0:55.9	I'm not familiar with that.
0:56.8	I actually learned about it because of Joe Biden.
0:58.7	Because people would always say he had a gaff.
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