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Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

The American Cheese Caves | TMT #101

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5739 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Where do we get the term Government Cheese? What is American Cheese made of? Why did the Milk Council commision a rock opera staring a man named White Gold? Is that Ronald Reagan holding a moldy block of cheese that was created to stop the rise of socialism in Wisconsin back in the 1930s? 

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Y'all after the week to end all weeks Too Many Tabs is back to obsess over cheese. And not good cheese either. Blocks of waxy cheese stored in caves all across america as part of a government program that was only half thought out. Mrs. P with the help of Sad Beige dove deep into the caves, spelunking incredible information that is then hefted directly into Alex's brain pan but doesn't melt properly.

Also This is the video that Mrs. P Made Mr P watch called The Battle for Milkquariushttps://vimeopro.com/user3758350/archives/video/92097461 

You can follow Sad Beige on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/

Join our Patreon here: www.pearlmania500.net 

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conditions apply. Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife sit across from each other at a desk.

1:13.1

How long have they been doing this?

1:14.7

They've been sitting across from each other eternally.

1:16.8

They'll continue to sit across from each other.

1:19.1

And what do they do?

1:20.1

They distract themselves by going deep, deep into the archives, deep into the stacks, deep into the caves, some would say, and they find

1:29.1

information, they bring it back to the person they love, and they dump it all over them.

1:34.2

They smush it in.

1:35.6

They get it crispy between the toes.

1:38.4

It gets a little bit freaky-diki-diki.

1:40.4

It looks like that Nickelodeon slime.

1:42.2

It does look like that Nickelodeon slime. Or in this case, a little bit like cheese.

1:48.0

Too many throats and too many scammers that we wish weren't real.

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