Warning. Today's episode may include Kafka-esque theatrical kidnappings, robots who paint in blood, and cannonballs that don't pay no mind.

Eva Anderson helps us spread our golden wings and fly to the American Adventure on today's

podcast the Ride. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello and welcome to Podcast The Ride. The podcast hosted by three men who would

rather enter the basketball court inside the matterhorn than Christ's kingdom of heaven.

So a long walk. I'm Scott Gerner.

I'm joined by Mike Carlson.

I have thought about how cool it would be to play basketball in there and I don't I'm a bad athlete I'm bad at basketball

but I bet everyone who has played in that is terrible I bet it's a land for non-athletes.

Except for those Matterhorn mountain climbers, they're athletic.

Yes, they're very athletic.

So yeah, anyway.

You know, if we don't acknowledge the other hosts then does he get to talk? Oh good point we could cut him out we could ice him out

We could have the power no he will hey we got to get him in on this it's Jason Sheridan.

Hi this is my greatest fear when everyone just turns on me.

I knew it was coming I've prepared for it I spent a lot of time thinking about it.

You have a part you have your own like theme park

podcast logo made up for when you split off because we've iced you out. Oh yeah yeah

when you go to just Jason's theme time. Jason's theme time. Jason's theme park.

Yeah.

I guess it's just me now.

Yeah, that's my intro every episode.

It's very off putting and people hate it.

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