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The Alien Holiday - April Fools

Ladies & Tangents

Ladies & Tangents

Society & Culture

53K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We talk a lot about our generation and the generations after us being so unserious, but have we ever considered how unserious EVERY generation has had to have been to make April Fools one of the oldest and most widely celebrated holidays? Whether you're seran wrapping toilets, placing "kick me" signs on your foe's back or filling donuts with toothpaste instead of cream- we wish you fools the happiest day of shenanigans that April herself can provide.

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0:00.0

Hey guys. I'm Jerry. I'm Sierra. We're ladies. And we tangent.

0:18.9

What's up everyone? Hello.

0:21.4

Do you want to hear something that's going to make you upset?

0:24.8

No, it's not.

0:25.9

But it made me upset.

0:26.9

Okay.

0:27.4

It just was a shock to my system.

0:29.0

And Corey's mom was the one who kind of made me realize it.

0:32.8

You ready for this statement?

0:34.9

I have been a mom for the same amount of time that I was ever in school.

0:41.4

A wild.

0:42.5

13 years from K through 12. That's wild. Is that not sick? Did you go to preschool? Yeah, I guess so.

0:52.3

Well, then tell her to shut up. She's wrong.

1:12.0

She's wrong. She didn't actually say that part. She said that she's been a nurse for as long as she was in school, but she's also wrong because she said 13 years. But I guess I was only in preschool for about maybe a year before. Well, you got one more year. Hold off on that little emotion that you were carrying with you. Isn't that crazy though to think about? I was like because this part of my life seems like it's going so fast and that part

1:16.8

of my life seemed like it was dragging on. Yes. Crazy. I don't know all of life seems to be a

1:22.4

drag. Drag. Does it? Well, guess what? Speaking of things are in drag.

1:30.0

Let's talk about my colonoscopy. Let's talk about it.

1:33.7

So you want to talk about things that suck?

1:36.8

Do colonoscopy prep one time and you'll see Jesus.

1:41.9

I told you I thought I was like sympathy pooping for you yesterday because I was

1:45.7

pooping so much. I'm not kidding. I probably shit 30 times. 30 times. By the way, I have this on

1:52.2

my paper from my colonoscopy. She said, excellent prep. I said period, bitch. Especially

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