I want to tell you about a little secret of mine. It's called the Secret Mum Club and

it's a brand new podcast that's all about the little secrets that we keep to ourselves

as parents to get us through the day. Whether it's questionable parenting techniques, hilarious

fails or cringe-worthy moments of madness from your little ones, the easiest thing to do

for all concern is to brush it under the lightly soiled carpet and pretend everything is

okay. It's time to share with the group as we open the doors to a safe space of confessions

and chaos no matter how silly or serious. It's like fight club, but for mums and with

no bread pit. So join me, Safina and my secret sidekick and mum friend, Emma Jones.

Hey, yeah. Just search and follow the Secret Mum Club wherever you get your podcasts.

What take wonder?

Hi guys and welcome to knit. Tuck, not giving a fuck. This is the podcast where we celebrate

having positive. Aspirational. Did you hear how I just did that? That couldn't do that again.

You do it. Aspirational. Oh, you can. Women. So this is all about being

unapologetically yourself. On NipTuck, we want to get your voice heard. You can email us

at hello at niptuckpod.com. You can get in touch via WhatsApp as well. So, voice

notes, messages, tell us your stories, tell us what's going on. Somebody actually Instagram

message me directly after an event happened. She said she got in the car straight away.

It was like on the phone to send us a message. I like that. And it's a good one. Yes, someone

was wanking in a bush when she was taking a dog for a walk. She bent down to pick the

poo pup and the man was wanking. So she was like, I don't know if it's a dog fetish,

a dog poo fetish, a me fetish. And I said, what did you do? She was like, I was just like,

oh my gosh, she needs to ring the police. I don't get to say that. You know, I would like

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