Hey folks, welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast.

The Adam Friedland Show regular podcast.

Not to be confused with the Adam Freeland show premium

podcast which you can get I didn't have my mic on am I good?

The Adam Freeland show regular pie I said it in a cool way yeah I want to make

sure you got picked up oh I think I can put this on my hair now. Oh my God. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, you should do that for girls.

I kind of want my dream has always been to like be like seven feet tall tall and I have like an earring that's also like an earpiece like an earpiece like a near

like security earpiece but then it's also an earring and then it goes to my nipple

Which is exposed and I'm a bouncer and I stand outside of a club and have

mascara on and I'm like one second are we letting any more people in?

You should get that leg

you all can't you all can't come in right now. Y'all need to be about your peace.

Well I you should get it but you're I'm sorry you're not on the list. You should just get the longest one they've ever done. You should just look like

you have still some. Yeah. Guys I want to mention that I'm not because I wouldn't I wouldn't do the leg breaking surgery but on an ape index. Yeah is your wingspan versus your height. Yeah. I was a

rock climb which you have a good one. I have a pretty long reach so I'm just

going to get my arms broken and extended even longer so I can just walk around

in my hands and have my legs.

I'm going to have my leg bones removed and added to my arms.

There are fitness guys on Instagram that have like do a like Planet of the Apes like running like they like run across fields like this like in a gallop for a fitness and

Apparently it's good for you to run around like that apparently and apparently getting really good at galloping is good.

Guys I want to mention next weekend I haven't I haven't really promoted this enough.

Tampa Florida the 19th and 20th

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