4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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“There are two good episodes of Chloe in ‘Dance Moms’ and this is one of them,” says Christi of the final episode of Season 1. In this episode, the girls and their moms are still in L.A., (although there is a “pickup” scene that is filmed in Studio B back in Pittsburgh and everyone had to pretend otherwise.) Chloe is chosen to portray the younger version of singer Lux in Lux’s music video, “It’s Like Summer.” This was really a competition between Chloe and Paige, and as Christi points out, Paige received high praise from producers and more camera time than even Chloe in the video’s final cut. Yet Dance Mom producers made it seem like another rivalry between Chloe and Maddie to amp up the drama.
Kelly and Christi finally find an “abbey” they like. They talk about visiting The Abbey, a West Hollywood institution and wonder, not for the first time, how a group of moms from suburban Pittsburgh ever found themselves in such a crazy situation. Back then, reality stars didn’t think to brand themselves or utilize social media the way they do now. Only a few years later, other cast members like JoJo Siwa, capitalized on the mistakes and missed opportunities of the show’s original core cast.
Kelly and Christi continue to share hilarious anecdotes about being recognized in their early days of fame, when people still thought they knew the ladies from the bank or from church, but we’re still waiting to hear the story about naked pizza.
Quotes
“Abby uses one of my favorite quotes, the one that reminds me of the night I got roofied: It’s every man for himself.’ She said that when I got roofied.” (13:37-13:48 | Christi)
“It’s really unfortunate that Chloe and I are featured a lot in this episode’s interviews because these are the worst interview looks Chloe and I have ever had so far.” (22:47-22:59 | Christi)
“We had the bows before JoJo had the bow-bow.” (24:49-24:51 | Christi)
“Melissa looks like she’s from ‘Little House on the Prairie’ in these episodes, except with fake boobs.’ (34:19-34:26 | Christi)
“We weren’t of that era. Now, when people get cast on shows they think, ‘How can I have this be on my social media? How can I leverage this? How can I brand this like JoJo with the bows?’ We had bows in every episode but JoJo had someone to brand her. And she was three years later, and watched us so she knew what to expect.” (39:13-39:37 | Kelly and Christi)
“No one knew what to do with us or our kids. It was just a totally different thing. Now, if you’re on TV you can say, ‘Here’s a link to my outfit.’ Then we just thought, ‘What isn’t dirty. What can I put on my body and just crawl into the dance studio and get through the day. We were not like that. The world wasn’t like that.” (40:52-41:19 | Christi)
“The kids spent 24/7 together, you didn’t really want to be in an argument with each other.” (42:42-42:48 | Kelly)
“I know everyone in the audience says, ‘You could have called and met with the producer Seven.’ No, I couldn’t. Just like I couldn’t go and meet with an acting coach because I was on a TV show, and I could only do what they allowed me to do.” (43:57-44:14 | Kelly)
“Let’s drink in honor of the kidnapper van. I wish it would kidnap me.” (47:43-47:48 | Kelly and Christi)
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0:00.0 | Baby let's just dance dance, let's just dance baby I just wanna dance dance dance dance dance dance |
0:06.4 | There they they they they can you feel it can you take it can you come and freeze that all of it |
0:12.5 | Hey electricity do we ride now pop pop right now turn the volume off |
0:18.5 | Lock it me up |
0:19.9 | Hey |
0:20.4 | Welcome back to the bar it is bitch number one Christine and bitch number two Kelly |
0:27.7 | I don't know I feel like you should be the featured bitch this week because you're recapping |
0:32.9 | Yes, but I'm not a bitch in this episode for once in my life please I'm not a bitch in this episode either |
0:39.1 | No, so neither one of us are bitches |
0:42.4 | Okay, so let's redo that. This is good girl number one |
0:46.1 | Thank her girl number two |
0:48.5 | We're the good girls |
0:50.0 | We're the good girls this week. Okay, before we talk about why we're such good girls |
0:55.7 | Let's start by thanking our patreon's you guys are the best |
1:01.1 | Love our patreon's so these are the people who went over to patreon.com slash back to the bar |
1:08.6 | That's B-A-R-R-E like a ballet bar and they subscribe to our patreon channel so they get exclusive behind the scene content |
1:18.1 | Extra after party episodes video content all kinds of fun things. So let's thank |
1:24.8 | Bailey |
1:25.8 | Jessie |
1:27.0 | Carrie |
1:28.0 | Becky |
1:29.0 | Molly last kid picked |
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