The 9/11 of Dating Advice
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2024
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Welcome to The Crunch: Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner. In this episode, we are celebrating 8 YEARS of the podcast! Not much else going on today I suppose, but luckily people get their questions answered, such as should I ask out a Mazda sales woman and when the right time is to talk about sex before marriage.
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| 0:00.0 | So I think for you, you call her today 9-11 and you say... |
| 0:07.0 | Where were you on 9-11? |
| 0:09.0 | Where were you 20 years ago? |
| 0:12.0 | Is crazy? Do you look at the date today, huh? |
| 0:14.0 | She's 26, so she might not remember. |
| 0:16.0 | She's younger than me. |
| 0:18.0 | So, and you, I'm 28. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah. She would have been, she would have been born in |
| 0:24.7 | 1998, so she would have been three? She could have been, so how many times you poop in your |
| 0:30.7 | diaper on 9-11? It could be your opening line. |
| 0:36.8 | All right. be your opening line. I know it hurts. I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm |
| 0:37.6 | all right. You came to the right place. You ding-dong. |
| 0:44.5 | It's called communication, baby. |
| 1:00.1 | Welcome to The Crunch. the only podcast that's been recording for eight years. |
| 1:01.7 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 1:04.4 | And I'm Patrick. That's right, guys. |
| 1:06.4 | We've been recording for eight years today. Eight years. |
| 1:07.8 | This is the only thing significant about today. |
| 1:11.3 | It's funny. |
| 1:12.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.3 | If you're listening to this on Wednesday, |
| 1:15.0 | September the 11th, |
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