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RISK!

The 500th Episode

RISK!

RISK!

Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts, Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.65.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2020

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Kumail Nanjiani, Bowen Yang, Michelle Buteau, Julio Torres, Franchesca Ramsey and Pete Holmes share hilarious true stories in the 500th Episode of RISK! Support RISK! on Patreon at Patreon.com/RISK Make a one-time donation to RISK! at PayPal.me/RISKshow Get tickets to RISK! live shows at RISK-show.com/tour Get the RISK! book at TheRISKBook.com Take our storytelling classes at TheStoryStudio.org Hire Kevin Allison to make a personalized video at Cameo.com/TheKevinAllison Hire Kevin Allison as a coach at KevinAllison.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this the 500th episode of Risk, you'll hear Kumail Nonjiani.

0:07.7

I was told that looking at a woman with a lustful gaze was the same sin as stabbing the

0:14.7

prophet's nephew in the back while he is praying. That and more, but first I just want to give a huge,

0:27.2

huge shout out to our latest Patreon members who have given $25 or more per month. They are Susie

0:36.2

Cody, David Gordon, Catherine Wearing, Talu LaWest, Julian Ash, The Mugs, Sienna Sanchez, and Christine

0:45.7

Farah. Oh my gosh guys, we are so deeply appreciative. As you know, we're going through the roughest

0:54.2

patch we've ever gone through in our 10 and a half years of existence here. It got a little bit

1:01.3

existential there. We do think we are going to get a small business loan, but we still need lots and

1:08.8

lots and lots of help from our fans. So if you can manage it, oh my gosh, it would mean so much to

1:16.7

us to go to patreon.com slash risk. I'm about to upload another check in, you know, every now and

1:24.0

then we do these little check ins from Kevin there, or sometimes interviews with storytellers or

1:30.4

members of the staff. Lots of bonus stories are there. There's lots of wonderful stuff to be found

1:36.4

if you join our Patreon at patreon.com slash risk. I've said many times that we have every

1:45.0

intention of keeping this going, keeping the podcast coming out no matter what, for as long as

1:52.4

we possibly can. You know what, I really am super proud of how high quality the podcast has remained

2:03.1

throughout 2020 despite total chaos and working overtime and you know figuring out new ways of

2:16.3

doing things and just craziness behind the scenes here at risk. I really do feel like we have managed

2:22.9

to keep putting out an absolutely phenomenal, phenomenal show during this really challenging time.

2:33.1

I have felt like the podcast has been genuinely helpful mental health self-care thing for me to be

2:41.1

involved with during this time, the live streams, the episodes. And so it's really exciting to be

2:48.8

putting this one out today because it's a little bit of a walk down memory lane and it's kind of a

2:54.9

re-remembering how much all this means to us. But again, thank you so much, so much gratitude to those

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