The 3rd "Annual" Howdie Awards (Part 2)

How Did This Get Made?

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🗓️ 2 January 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Will Jason finally take home a prize for his empty Howdie sack?! Find out as we conclude the 3rd "Annual" Howdie Awards with banger categories like Best Paul Childhood Story, Best Jason Rant, Best Second Opinion Song, and Best Guest Appearance. Plus, the Howdie Academy proudly awards a special Lifetime Achievement Howdie for Best Nerd in the Audience. And remember, make sure to view the photo of young Paul kissing his mom at www.paulscheer.com/pervert

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the third How Did This Get Made Howdy Awards, where we'll be continuing our celebration of the finest moments of the last nine years of the How Did This Get Made podcast?
0:21.8	If you haven't listened to Part 1 yet, what are you doing?
0:24.8	This isn't like Surf 2.
0:26.7	You know, that movie we cover that didn't actually have a part 1?
0:29.9	So make sure you've heard part 1, and then go ahead and listen to my good friend, Tall John Shear, take it away.
0:37.2	Hello, people of Earth, and welcome back to part two of the Howdy Awards.
0:41.4	We are just getting started. Let's get into it right now with our next category.
0:46.7	Best subject of a Jason rant. And the nominees are Jessica St. Clair's Faberge Eggs from episode 181, Freejack.
0:58.0	Why have we decided that Faberge
0:59.6	eggs are the universal symbol
1:02.6	of something priceless?
1:04.9	I think my relatives in South Philly
1:07.6	had a couple of those Faberge eggs.
1:10.1	Wait, what?
1:11.1	No.
1:11.8	Yes, right?
1:12.8	No, no, no.
1:27.8	Wow. With like the Limoge, you know, like, the shepherd girl. With a shepherd girl? No, they had like Yadro figure in it. Yadros, that's what that, isn't that the same as a Fabergeet egg? What are you? You're acting like you've seen one?
1:29.6	Where have you seen a Faberge egg?
1:30.1	Where?
1:31.1	Your family.
1:27.8	Never. egg? What are you? You're acting like you've seen one?
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