The 2020 Democratic National Convention: Day Three | Bernie Sanders
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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🗓️ 21 August 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:05.3 | Hello everybody and welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:08.8 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:09.8 | It is Thursday, August 20th. |
| 0:11.9 | And here's your quarantine tip of the day. |
| 0:14.5 | If you want to go hang out with friends outside because it's safer, |
| 0:18.0 | but now it's also too hot, then here's an easy fix. |
| 0:21.3 | Just stuff a frozen turkey in your shirt. |
| 0:24.6 | Yeah, it'll keep you cool and people will think you're pregnant |
| 0:27.6 | and offer you their seats. |
| 0:28.8 | That's what I did. |
| 0:29.8 | And then I was like, here you go, man. |
| 0:31.1 | And then I was a dude with a turkey. |
| 0:32.4 | And I was like, what the hell? |
| 0:33.5 | Anyway, we're friends now. |
| 0:34.8 | Anyway, yesterday was day three of the Democratic National Convention. |
| 0:39.0 | And it was filled with heavy hitters. |
| 0:41.4 | Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, |
| 0:44.6 | and that dude who married Michelle Obama. |
| 0:46.7 | What was that guy's name again? |
| 0:48.7 | So let's do this people. |
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