That Water...It's Wet!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

There is a man who has been having "relations" with Real Sex Dolls and filming for review purposes. However, even TCB finds it too racy to discuss in detail. A TikTok influencer loses her pocket rocket adult toy inside her "cavity" and has to have surgery to remove it. The good news...it is returned to her in working condition! Bryan recalls a few early listeners of TCB comparing the show to Morning Zoo Crew radio show. Finally, the phone line is littered with text messages requesting certain show topics. Bryan picks one from a long time fan who wants Huckleberry and The Mountain Monsters to to be reviewed. TCB obliges! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	On this episode of the commercial break, you want to eat these blue pills?
0:12.7	They're Viagra, I got some.
0:14.2	And I'm like, what the fuck would I need a Viagra?
0:15.9	And he's like, listen, it's awesome.
0:17.8	You take them, like, I know you're not, you know, supposed to be for old men, but you take
0:21.2	them, you'll be fucking rock hard, dude.
0:22.7	You'll have the best sex of your life.
0:24.0	And I'm like, yeah, I think I'll pass, you know, I'm 20.
0:26.3	What do I need a Viagra for?
0:28.2	I'm rock hard right now.
0:29.5	Power 96.
0:30.8	This week at Power 96 is at the oil change express.
0:37.1	Good party with us at oil change express from 5 a.m. to 8 a.m.
0:43.4	Get $10 off your oil change and come meet me Brian, rock and rotty.
0:47.0	Down at oil express.
0:48.5	Rock and rotty.
0:50.5	He's saying grandpa and mom help me do this.
0:57.2	What exactly are you doing?
0:58.2	I don't know.
0:59.2	You sitting under a waterfall, the cold.
1:02.2	Uncle Barry, it's your grandpa, Hucka senior.
1:08.2	From the other side.
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