That's Exactly What Avril Lavigne's Clone Would Say...
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Links:
- Avril Lavigne Says 'Being a Bitch Is a Really Good Thing': 'You Speak Your Mind', Alt Press
- AnnaLynne McCord Will Star in 'Titanic 666,' @FilmUpdates
- Tori Spelling recalls her mom hosting a party for Prince Charles at the $165 million mansion she lived in as a teen, Daily Mail
- Julia Fox Says Dating Kanye West Was the 'Best Thing That Could Have Happened to Me' (Exclusive), ET
- Pamela Anderson to star in new documentary about her life, promises "real story," seemingly shading Hulu's Pam & Tommy, Instagram
- Pamela Anderson will 'never, never watch' Pam & Tommy, source says, Entertainment Weekly
- Evan Rachel Wood Playing Madonna In Weird Al Biopic, Rolling Stone
- The Search for Madonna: Inside the Auditions for the Material Girl's Biopic, The Hollywood Reporter
- Lala Kent: Randall Emmett hooked up with a 23-year-old the month I gave birth [Instagram]
About: Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You're in the right place! Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute edge of the internet. We're a new wave of gossip sleuths at a time when our culture is increasingly chaotic and mass media lacks the talent or clarity to make sense of our shared capitalist nightmare!
You can also find us on our website, Twitter, andInstagram. Or buy our merch! Any personal, business, or general inquires can be sent to eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Come on, if you know the words, let's go. |
| 0:02.6 | What do I think of her? |
| 0:03.4 | Yes. |
| 0:05.2 | I don't think of her. |
| 0:06.3 | Bitch a red wine and a swish-a. |
| 0:10.7 | I think you get the bitch-a. |
| 0:12.6 | Bitch. |
| 0:13.0 | Here I go. |
| 0:13.6 | Oh, oh, oh. |
| 0:15.8 | Wait about down in the New York fucking post. |
| 0:20.2 | Hi. Hello, hello, hello. Looking good and feeling. Read about that in the New York Fucking Post Hi |
| 0:21.0 | Hello hello |
| 0:22.9 | Hello |
| 0:23.5 | Looking good and feeling fine |
| 0:25.5 | Looking good and feeling fine |
| 0:27.4 | Because guess what's today |
| 0:28.6 | Your birthday |
| 0:29.9 | Happy birthday |
| 0:32.4 | To you |
| 0:34.1 | I was gonna say like |
| 0:35.4 | Happy |
| 0:35.9 | New Jersey's on or so shit Birthday to you Are you trying to say like a new episode of New Jersey's on or something shit. |
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