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You Up with Nikki Glaser

Thanksgiving w The Glasers

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Nikki is spending Thanksgiving day with her parents and asks them questions from listeners. Julie and EJ give very earnest answers. They cover break up stories, worst fears, virginity, nose rings and Thanksgiving traditions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Whether it's an under the radar genre or a proper out there podcast, sometimes it's better when you get weird, especially when it comes to switching up your soft drink, introducing new Dr Pepper Zero

0:12.6

with the same blend of 23 unique flavors,

0:15.4

it tastes just as weird as regular Dr Pepper,

0:18.9

but with zero sugar and zero calories.

0:21.7

It's a taste you can't quite put your finger on.

0:24.0

Weird. But in a surprisingly good way, try more weird with Dr Pepper Zero.

0:30.0

New Epic eats Banging Bar barbecue from McCoy's. Fire up your taste but with a blend of

0:37.1

smoky, sweet and subtle spice. Epic flavor, epic crunch, epic eats, because only the real McCoy's, taste like the real McCoy's.

0:50.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:53.0

Hey guys, welcome to the You Up Podcast.

0:58.0

This week, I find myself in St. Louis, Missouri. It's Thanksgiving Day. I'm recording this. It's raining.

1:08.0

I'm walking in the rain. I just tried to walk a dog so I wouldn't look insane, just recording a

1:13.2

recording a podcast as I walk down my parents quiet subdivision cul-de-sac

1:17.6

but now I'm just gonna look like a weird woman walking in the rain in my new coat I'm wearing all black I have a

1:24.9

gigantic umbrella that you know is mostly used on golf courses and by annoying

1:32.0

men in Manhattan who like have these gigantic umbrellas

1:37.8

because they like I don't know why they're just taking up space so maybe it's not just

1:42.1

men maybe I'm just projecting, man spreading.

1:47.1

They're mans spreading their umbrellas at this point, ladies. There's a thing, a phenomenon that happens in New York in the winter or when it starts to get cold where guys are trying to

1:57.4

Zip their jackets outside you know they get outside and they're like oh shit I want to zip it looks like they're

2:03.4

about to take off their pants it always looks like they're struggling with a zipper

2:06.3

down there and legit I'm not kidding you guys a car's coming okay just almost hit me

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