This is the John Fuglesang podcast.

Welcome back to Sirius XM. I'm John Fiegel Sang. So you might have heard that the Pentagon,

under Secretary of Yeagermeister, Pete Hegsuff, has launched a thorough review into Senator Mark

Kelly for, quote, serious allegations of misconduct, which could result in recalling the hero astronaut and senator to active duty to court-martial him.

This is like a mall cop trying to arrest Captain America for loitering. I mean, guys, Mark Kelly,

I thought Kamala Harris was going to ask him to be the VP last year. 39 combat missions,

piloted the space shuttle, commanded the space shuttle, assembled the freaking international space

station, survived his wife's assassination attempt to become a U.S.

senator, and Pete Hegseth once threw an axe at a Fox News sidewalk shoot and accidentally hit a drummer.

So now Pete Hagseth, who is Donald Trump's, you know, emotional support chihuahua, has decided that because Senator Kelly and five other veterans now serving in the Congress did something uncontroversial.

Made a video saying you don't have to follow illegal orders, standing troops.

Now, Hegset is going to recall Senator Kelly to active duty to maybe court-martial him for telling the military they don't

have to obey illegal orders. In other words, Hegset has responded by issuing an illegal order to

investigate him. This guy has no idea how military law works. I'm a clown, and I know this. If he

hadn't fired all the jags, one of them might have told him, sir, you just tanked your own fake case on day one.

So again, we're launching a thorough review of America's most decorated Boy Scout because he reminded troops to follow the laws of the nation.

That's how dumb they are.

Politically, you want a court-martial, a war hero astronaut, senator?

This is how you create a Marvel origin story.

You idiots.

Pete Hegseth just turned Mark Kelly into America's newest folk.

The Kelly 2028 pack has now begun.

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