Thanksgiving Confessions
Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Kim Holderness
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2019
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Kim was not prepared for how emotional talking Thanksgiving would make her and Penn reads the Thanksgiving 'Penn Commandments.' From ordering your Turkey Day meal to rules about the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade, we explore family traditions and how to be a supportive partner during the holidays.
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on the Holderness Family Podcast, it is our favorite holiday of the year. |
| 0:05.2 | So this is going to be interesting. |
| 0:07.0 | I have a Thanksgiving confession. |
| 0:14.1 | Do you? |
| 0:15.1 | I do. |
| 0:16.1 | I feel like a Thanksgiving failure. |
| 0:19.3 | Penn lays down the law and another installment of the Penn Commandments. |
| 0:24.8 | I will now read them in no particular order in this voice. |
| 0:29.6 | He speaks for no one. |
| 0:31.5 | But these commandments, they didn't kind of a different reception. |
| 0:35.3 | Moses had to put up with this crap. |
| 0:36.8 | And you imagine there was like the one lawyer like, you know Moses, this isn't for everybody. |
| 0:41.4 | I went the parade in the background and the option to walk over and see a floater too. |
| 0:45.8 | You change it to football, I want to stab somebody. |
| 0:51.0 | Make sure to subscribe to this podcast and leave a rating and review. |
| 0:59.6 | I want me. |
| 1:00.6 | But I'm a bread guy. |
| 1:02.9 | I heard what you said guy. |
| 1:04.6 | Eat your cramps instead guy. |
| 1:06.6 | That's not how I'm fed guy. |
| 1:08.7 | I'm a bread guy. |
| 1:10.0 | Bigger than my head guy. |
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