Hello folks, let's be real for months.

A little more adult and usual.

Let's just say you're going to want to put a dental band over your ears because our

pencil thin audio file is going to be all up in that brain case.

Make an out day wet mess of your brain.

So if you can't handle that, it's time to flip the channel and listen to radio

engineer whatever you can folks your boat, little boy, little girl, you know the blue

peel, this radio red peel.

If you're not ready for it, I feel sorry for you.

But anyway, you've been warned.

This is some heavy stuff.

I would have used a four-letter word to describe it, but this is the content warning and that wouldn't be fair.

Now what?

Well, pleasant dreams to you and I enjoy the show.

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Okay.

So typical day.

Well, so I live alone and wake up and make myself breakfast to work out.

I spend a lot of time on my computer just kind of messing around so I'll be reading Twitter or I don't know,

reading New York Times or something and then I'll get a phone call and you know, if he's some guy

running me to shit in his mouth.

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