Hey y'all, this is Lisa.

And this is Korn.

And this is pop fashion.

Hello, Lisa.

How are you?

Great and alive.

How are you, Karn?

You know, I'm living in a city with a green zone right now. It's getting weird. It's a little weird in Washington, D.C. right now.

So we're just staying in our apartment. That's the plan.

Which is exactly where Karin wanted to spend her birthday is inside of her apartment.

If she thought she was getting out this year to do something after being in quarantine,

no, you need to stay inside.

This is true.

Neveen's birthday is on the 17th and my birthday is on the 19th.

And so even before we started dating, we had birthday parties together.

And this year, the theme, our theme is existential dread and the death of the American experiment.

That's it.

What about that for a theme, Lisa?

Isn't that great? She wrote it on the wall.

She sent me a picture. I did write it on the wall. Yeah. She's like really into this theme.

So like are all the balloons like deflated and on the floor already? You know, not yet.

It might get there. But you know, I do think this is a really good time to just sit around and eat pie and sweatpants.

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