This episode of the Final Kid is coming in hot Brian Kellen. He's famous now. He's a big actor. He's in New Orleans shooting. He's off to New York. So I'd send out the bat signal. We got Theo Vaughn, aka the rat king in the house.

2017 T5K guest of the year answered the call and delivered as always. If you're listening to this, I get some date for you guys coming up. I am in Houston, June 20th through the 22nd.

I think June 20th through the 22nd. That's Houston improv. Get your tickets right now to shows Friday to shows Saturday. That is at the Houston improv where Beyonce was born. And that's about all I have there.

I'm sorry. That is June 22nd through the 23rd. That is June 22nd to the 23rd. I am in Houston, Houston. And then Bellevue washington until you just want to sail. But that's not till September, September 27th through the 29th Bellevue, Washington. I know I've been there. I heard it's glorious. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys. But Houston, you're up T5K dot com for all your tickets needs and then count shooting especially that Thalia Hall in Chicago. I think all those tickets showed up. But check right now.

T5K dot com. I'm open up for Brian. The kid talent out there should be some fun. Not many men can we stand right punch.

Obviously, obviously, a for sure. I've got to set a set of hair on them black belt and chick chicken heads. I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised.

I have a Kenny fight club fight club fight club. Hmm kids got a piece on a piece on top of one to cutie pies. I still got it, baby. Lift your shield.

And now from the honored studios in Playa Vista, California, it is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you.

No, no, we're not live. That doesn't make sense. But when you see live, we're not live. We don't do it. No, it's no fighter and the kid. Live. This is shot live. Live.

What's up? You got that title belt, huh? He was so happy. Where's your glasses at? Which ones? Don't you work glasses? No, hell no. Oh, really? Oh, dude, am I seeing glasses? Yeah, my mind. I always put you with you with glasses. Are we rolling?

Bro, everything is rolling. Bro, I've never. You never had glasses on? Never. Really? Seeing glasses? Dude, I swear to God every time I ever think about you, man, sometimes. I think about you with glasses on, dude.

Why? Huh? Because it's how you come across people in their imaginations. With glasses? I guess. Like reading glasses? Yeah. How about that? When I get off stage at the lab factory, right away you go, bro, I figure out what you look like. I'm like, what? This is for a bunch of other comics. I'm like, what?

You're like, you look like a rotwiler. We got a shit to go. Oh, you do, bro. Yeah. Come on. I'm just saying, dude. Grab that mic, son. You do, man. That's your belt, son. You look here. We go to the strap. Maybe come get it. Who wants it? Huh? Who want? I'll tell you a few guys aren't happy. You got it? Really? Michael Rob Port not happy. Yeah, but he's in the seniors division now. What about somebody that's still playing in real world? Chris DeLio, not happy. Oh, Chris DeLio, dude. Well, look. That he's not happy. If you want the strap, come on. I'm just saying, dude. Grab that mic, son. You do, man. That's your belt, son. You look here. We go to the strap. Maybe come get it. Who wants it, huh? Who want? I'll tell you a few guys aren't happy.

Come get the strap. That's what I'm saying. Come get it, son. You want a piece of this? Who else? Sean Austin? Tony Hitchcliff, not happy, dude. Tony Hitchcliff, bro. Put on some weight, dude. You can't weigh nine pounds and compete. And a heavy weight. Okay. Tony Hitchcliff looks like a, um, he looks like a, uh, he looks like he's been just run solely on bone marrow, man. Look like you don't even have a skeleton. It's just bone marrow. There's just kind of a lot of each other. Yeah. He looks like a strong jellyfish.

All he looks like. And who wants the strap? Delia, come get it, dude. Good boy. Simon Rack saying happy. Simon Rack. He, dude, he want to even on the vote and come get it. He wants him on the phone. You want that hitter? Come get it. And I'm taking this thing on tour with me. Every show I go to, you want to, the strap will be there. You want to get a pick with the strap? Come get a pick with the strap, dude. Yeah, baby. That's more of an owl, but I got an owl on my shirt today. That's a legit bell. That's an interesting shirt.

It's a beautiful belt, man. It's under the jet belt, right? And anybody wants a Michael rap port. You want to do quit crying about everything, bro. And come get back in the game, dude. I got to shoot with him tomorrow. He's not happy. Who rap a port? Yeah, he was shooting this county bit the other tomorrow. He's not happy. I wouldn't be happy either. You got to be by an underdog. And he just, you were the dog, huh? You were the under. It's a Cinderella story. Really? Dude, it's not a Cinderella. I think it's more masculine than that. I think it's more like a male, like sender. Well, they have no terms in the real story. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, man, I thought you wore glasses, man. That's strange, because I see you all the time. I've never worn glasses. Really? Never. Damn, what do I wear this with? Dude, a crown? I don't know. You may be just wear that like a tank top. Like a life feeder. But that mullet? No, man. This isn't a mullet, dude. Bro, that's a mullet if I've ever seen one. You have the same mullet that John, you know what John Krooke is? John Krooke? Yeah.

Yeah. You and him have the same haircut. Do we really? Bring up John Krooke? Yeah, golfer? Nah, baseball player. I'm thinking of John Daly. John Krooke. You know John Krooke. John Krooke, boy. Everything was a triple because he was on cocaine. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's solid, boy. Yeah, son. Looks like he ate his family. That brought us a, that dude's a legend. Yeah, boy's bloated, didn't he? Yeah, he doesn't bloated actually. Yeah, he looks a little bloated. And that's back when you could do cocaine and play a lot of these guys today couldn't handle it. Yeah, how do you, how do you do a bunch of cocaine and stuff? Tits, though.

Like that's the only thing that tells me to do some coke. I've never done it in my life. That's the only thing I get shred city, son. Yeah. Oh, dude. You would be. Yeah, that's city, bro. Awesome. Don't hurt you. Bro, you look like a fucking dude. Do you look like a dude that works at a chevron, bro? That got stung by bees, dude. You look fucking. You gotta get your life together. Yeah. Krooke looks like he's on soy cocaine. That's why I got him.

Titties, dude. Oh, man, there's some extra shit to have. He's got that toe. Yeah, they've toe food. Oh, man, this here is powerful, though. Yeah, yeah, beautiful hair. Dude, would you ever go something different with your hair? I don't know. I seemed about the sport. I was doing my hair. I went, God, what, what else should, man? I should do something. I said, what if I went to a real stylist? I wonder what they'd be like, you should do this. Yeah, like an actor. You ever gotten to like someone who knows here? Uh, uh, yeah. Uh,

um, no, I started cutting my own man. I don't trust this man. That's been cutting mine over there by Floyd's. You go to Floyd's off Lincoln. Uh, I go to the one off of, uh, there's one off of a wheelchair and this is a mix up, though, because you go to Floyd's. And, you know, I don't know the qualifications to be at Floyd's. Everyone's kind of their own business. Yeah, you just as Floyd's. It's a lot of violent lesbians, too. A lot of people there have misdemeanors. Yes, tattoos, piercings of the nose. Oh, yeah, everything. Yes. It's like one lady had both of her eyes pier shut. And I'm like, what the fuck is this?

Yeah. Most of them were chambered to be actors and shit didn't work out on the resentful cut in your hair. And then that's why they look like shit. No, and I got audition. Yes. So they make you look like shit because they can't, they, they don't want you getting their part that they don't that they couldn't get. Correct. Yeah. It's a lot of that out here, man. But yeah, this thing is awesome. And I thank you guys so much. Thanks to the voters. You know what I'm saying, boy? This thing is real, dude. One of your fans was like,

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