4.3 • 17.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2018
⏱️ 95 minutes
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The guys talk health, My 600lb life, one percenters, mafia hitmen, hostage negotiators, serial killers, clowns, creepy/cool street performers, dealing with loss, girl scout seals, Bryan's continuing psoriasis concerns, Aubrey O'Day, P.Diddy, Making the Band, Fifth Harmony breakup, Brendan's British accent and much more.
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0:00.0 | Hey B. Yeah, buddy. We're talking about serial killers in Florida. You're gonna be in Tampa, aren't you? |
0:04.6 | Speaking of killing and bro speaking of killing. I'll be in Tampa. I don't have to murder anybody. You fucking comedy. |
0:11.2 | Get get get get. Don't open up the guns again and gun down everybody with your comedy bullets. That's tough in Florida, bro. |
0:17.2 | I'll be at Tampa in prom Thursday Thursday. The early show sold out. So we open up a second one. It's late. |
0:22.8 | Tampa late show. Tampa improv is this Thursday than Friday. I'm at Palm Beach improv. Saturday Palm Beach improv. Sunday Orlando. |
0:31.9 | We don't take the Lord Sabbath off. Never. You go right to Orlando. Never. |
0:36.8 | Dude Orlando. That's impressive. Yeah. And then next week I'm in San Jose Thursday, Friday, Saturday, San Jose, |
0:42.7 | and improv tfacay.com. And then we just really stick it for the Baker's Field show, which is almost sold out. |
0:47.9 | We'll show only then April 21st to 22nd and Calgary. Yuck yuck. Get your take down Calgary. Love yuck. Yeah. |
0:55.0 | When are you going there? Yuck. Yuck. I didn't know about this Calgary. Yeah. When did you? |
0:58.6 | April 21st, 22nd. That's my what? That's my fucking town, bro. I know everybody there. You just you're not from Calgary. |
1:05.3 | You asked my permission. If you do anything, Calgary. New work. I'll give you Calgary is my town. That's my where you |
1:11.2 | gonna be man. You can meet Calgary. Not gonna be a yuck. Yuck. Nope. I'll be at West Palm Beach. |
1:15.3 | Improv though. April 12th, 13th. Sloppy seconds. They shot up and then I got a Sloppy |
1:20.7 | circuit. I got a I got a laugh boss in April 19, 2021. Probably tore Harvard for the |
1:25.8 | fuck of it. And then I'll be in Denver in your town. I'll do what? I'll do what I want. They called me |
1:32.0 | not. Hey man, you could bring comes to the con words on it. Yeah. Well, let me look at the schedule. |
1:35.9 | Yeah. Yeah, you can go there. April 26th, 27th, 28th. And I'm going to tell you something right now. |
1:39.5 | And this is going to be tough. It's going to sting a little bit. You know what I'm going to do with my mom? |
1:42.8 | Well, I'm just going to say this. Your mom came to my last show. She's looking. We had a little |
1:47.3 | we had a little moment together. Hey bro, League of Legends told you flat out that she started |
1:50.8 | with sexy and good. My mom, you can have you stay away from me and nubby. Now let's keep your |
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