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The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2024
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's time to get lost. |
| 0:03.8 | Listen to the new soundtrack from Disney's Moana Toos. |
| 0:07.3 | Because you've got potential to travel the distance. |
| 0:10.8 | I've been existential and lost to existence. |
| 0:14.4 | And there is no map to your destination. |
| 0:18.1 | No explanation to solve this equation. |
| 0:21.6 | In cinemas now. |
| 0:23.6 | We gotta get last, cut loose and lose our way. |
| 0:27.6 | There ain't no fun. |
| 0:29.6 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.6 | I love the rolling hypocrisy of the United States of America that on Thursday we're all sitting around on Thanksgiving and we are giving our thanks for what we have. |
| 0:44.4 | Then on Friday we are ripping TVs out of each other's hands at Walmart to save $20. |
| 0:50.3 | Not anymore, man. |
| 0:51.2 | Did you see some of the memes on social media? |
| 0:53.3 | People reminiscing about what Black Friday really used to mean to people. |
| 0:56.5 | Nope. |
| 0:57.0 | And the punching and the, you know, the fighting and the screaming and the hair pulling. |
| 1:01.6 | But now everybody who shops online? |
| 1:04.0 | No, I saw a couple of them fights over TVs over the weekend. |
| 1:07.2 | That's for sure. |
| 1:07.7 | That's my algorithm. |
| 1:08.6 | Really? |
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