Texting Tutor: She Needs To Shut Down Her Ex Before Their Friend's Wedding

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🗓️ 16 May 2025

⏱️ 19 minutes

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She's in a wedding and her ex is part of the wedding party also, and he has been using this to try to get back with her. She needs our help text him to say, ain't no way.

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.5	You need the right words and don't want to screw it up.
0:05.6	Let the bird show be your texting tutor.
0:08.5	And we'll screw it up for you.
0:10.5	It is the group chat that has Tara needing our help with texting tutor.
0:18.9	It has everything to do with a bride and groomsman party.
0:23.1	Hey, Tara, what's going on?
0:25.9	Hi, how are you?
0:27.1	Good.
0:27.7	All right.
0:28.0	Where's attention here?
0:28.9	How can we help you text?
0:30.7	Oh, so, of course, this is my life.
0:34.7	My ex and I are in the same bridal and groomsmen party.
0:40.0	Oh.
0:40.9	Yeah.
0:41.7	My house, exactly.
0:43.2	And I had to unblock his number in order to be part of the group chat.
0:48.5	And when I did that, all of these old texts just flooded my messages.
0:55.9	I bet that was a neat little trip down memory lane for you.
0:59.0	I bet.
1:00.4	Oh, it was delightful.
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