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Texting Tutor PT 2: She Used Her TWIN’S Photos In Her Tinder Profile!

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🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Texting Tutor PT 2: She Used Her TWIN’S Photos In Her Tinder Profile! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue.

0:01.5

Hi, so we are gonna start texting for Libby here.

0:06.5

Um, Libby completely and totally lied on her Tinder profile.

0:12.0

And she wants to somehow, some way, make it right with the dude

0:17.8

before they have this date this weekend.

0:21.0

All right, so Libby has a twin sister, though, according to Libby,

0:26.1

her twin sister is a prettier, slimmer version of her.

0:29.5

And she has posted all of her twin sisters photos to the Tinder profile.

0:35.1

And then has also embellished her bio by saying things like,

0:38.9

I love to go skydiving, even though she's never been skydiving.

0:42.0

Posted a photo of her sister rock climbing.

0:46.3

And the dude she matched with wants to do rock climbing this weekend.

0:50.4

Which Libby has never done.

0:52.5

Um, and then on top of that, what was the embellishment about your art?

0:55.8

Well, I said that I was a successful business owner and I really just fell my art on that thing.

1:01.1

Okay, all right.

1:02.1

That's legit.

1:03.1

That's legit.

1:04.1

Well, I'm gonna give you that one.

1:05.5

I'm gonna give you that one.

1:06.3

The others, there's no wiggle room there.

1:08.3

So you wanted us to text your potential Tinder date for this weekend.

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