Texting Tutor PT 2: How Does She Tell Her Friend She's Dating The Man She Called Dibs On?

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🗓️ 15 July 2022

⏱️ 14 minutes

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You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. She's going on a date with a man her friend is interested in. Yes. her friend called "dibs" on this guy when she first saw him, but there's a problem. Her friend is already in a relationship with another man! Her friend wants the guy she's crushing on to be her back up plan. So how do we tell her that our listener is going to date him instead? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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