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The Bert Show

Texting Tutor PT 2: Her Friend Isn’t Undateable She Just STINKS!‬‬

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The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2023

⏱️ 14 minutes

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She needs our help texting her friend that the reason she might not be getting second dates is because she SMELLS. It's #TextingTutor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.4

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0:08.6

Find out more at thebertshow.com slash bonus BS.

0:12.6

The best thing I got on D-POP.

0:14.1

That's a good question.

0:15.0

This really nice A-T-U's, Adidas jumper.

0:18.0

A corduroy's which I'm wearing.

0:19.1

This pink mini skirt.

0:20.8

This Jessica Toa hoodie.

0:22.0

Probably my unif choke boots.

0:23.6

This pair of jeans, I wear them all the time.

0:25.2

The main one, I'm quite into the moment, is extreme layering.

0:28.2

French.

0:29.2

White's okay.

0:30.4

Relax, grandpa.

0:31.7

Part-time punk, part-time polypocket.

0:33.5

I think co-cat is the word.

0:35.0

Baggy, relaxed, and a bit out there.

0:37.0

Necher short, I barely short, short.

0:39.2

That's like my favorite outfit at the moment.

0:41.4

I got it on D-POP.

0:42.6

Listen, it's the Bert Show.

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