meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Bert Show

Texting Tutor PT 2: Can We Help Her Land A Date With Her Ex-Husband?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Years ago, she accepted a long-distance job against her husband's wishes. Inevitably it led to their divorce. But now, she regrets leaving her ex0husband behind and wants to reconnect with him. Can we help her find the right words to say to him? We'll try! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

The Ferture.

0:02.0

Alright, so we're about to start texting toodr with Danielle here.

0:06.0

This one has high dumpster fire factor.

0:08.9

Danielle and her husband were married.

0:11.3

He was the breadwinner.

0:12.3

Things were going fine in the family, but she got a job 400 miles away and said, yo,

0:18.1

hubby, let's pick up so I can pursue my career.

0:22.1

And he said, why would we do that?

0:23.2

Why would we do that?

0:24.2

We're about to start a family.

0:25.4

And she took the job behind his back.

0:27.4

And then she moved and believe it or not, they got a divorce after that.

0:31.9

And it has been, did you say two years since you spoke to him or texted him?

0:36.4

Two years.

0:37.4

Two years.

0:38.4

And the goal here is to text him and say, I made a huge mistake.

0:44.2

I love you.

0:45.2

I want you back.

0:46.3

I want us back.

0:48.0

Let's do the damn thing.

0:49.0

Okay, that's the whole pie.

0:50.8

Let's just try to get a sliver of the pie.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Bert Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Bert Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.