Texting Tutor PT 1: How Does She Tell Her Friend She's Dating The Man She Called Dibs On?

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🗓️ 15 July 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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You’re conflicted. But you just don’t KNOW how to approach your problem…especially if you’re not a confrontational person. So sometimes, you just need a little help addressing the situation – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person, line by line, and we’ll help you resolve the problem…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. She's going on a date with a man her friend is interested in. Yes. her friend called "dibs" on this guy when she first saw him, but there's a problem. Her friend is already in a relationship with another man! Her friend wants the guy she's crushing on to be her back up plan. So how do we tell her that our listener is going to date him instead? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The virtue.
0:01.0	All right, just a second here, we are going to start texting with and fork Tara.
0:07.2	Man, this one is complicated here because this is a woman thing.
0:11.8	This is a woman thing.
0:13.2	Calling dibs on a dude is a woman thing.
0:17.1	Oh boy.
0:18.1	When a woman walks into a bar and she's like, oh, that guy's cute.
0:20.8	He's mad.
0:21.8	Like, what, property or something like that.
0:24.5	And then all the other girls have to like, oh, respect the dibs.
0:27.8	All right, we got ourselves-
0:28.8	Just common courtesy.
0:29.8	You can't call dibs, man.
0:30.8	One hundred percent.
0:31.8	Yes, you can.
0:32.8	It should be some kind of international law.
0:37.9	If you can, hey, if you can call shotgun, you can call dibs.
0:41.3	Same thing.
0:42.3	They love a girl.
0:43.3	I am showing up to the bar one hour before all of my friends and labeling everybody dibs.
0:48.7	That guy at the bar on the left, the right, the center, all of them.
0:52.8	Dibs, dibs, dibs.
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