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Texting Tutor PT 1: Can We Help Her Land A Date With Her Ex-Husband?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

You like them. You had a connection. But you just don’t KNOW how to take it to the next level…especially if you’re not the kind of forward person who wants to ask the them out, or if you’re scared of rejection. So sometimes, you just need a little help scoring that date – and that’s where we come in! We’ll tell you what to text the person you’re into, line by line, and we’ll help you get that date…but you have to PROMISE to write EXACTLY what we tell you to. Years ago, she accepted a long-distance job against her husband's wishes. Inevitably it led to their divorce. But now, she regrets leaving her ex0husband behind and wants to reconnect with him. Can we help her find the right words to say to him? We'll try! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Ferture.

0:01.6

The following texting tutor comes with a disclaimer.

0:05.5

Kristen believes that this should be done face to face and not via a text.

0:10.7

I mean, nine times out of 10, yeah, but then we wouldn't have a segment.

0:13.2

So what if people are cowardly, let's embrace it?

0:15.6

He's just not going to let you say it yourself anymore.

0:17.9

No, it's it.

0:18.8

Take the words out of your mouth.

0:20.1

We should just run a produced disclaimer at the very beginning of every texting tutor.

0:25.3

Because Danielle here wants our help texting her ex-husband to say,

0:31.3

you were right.

0:32.6

I was wrong.

0:33.8

We should get back together again.

0:36.1

Can we start all over?

0:37.8

That is huge news to break to somebody via text.

0:41.1

Yeah.

0:41.9

Nobody does that in text.

0:43.4

Like, what does that love actually?

0:45.4

Like she goes out front with all that she buys like 18,000 poster boards

0:49.4

and writes the whole message on each poster.

0:51.2

Wow.

0:52.1

You could hold up a stereo.

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